why-am-i-narrating:

anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

You mean some people don’t do this?

I do this with commercials.
Do you have back pains in your lower back?
WHY YES! YES I DO!

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ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation

ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation

(Source: nonstopsmile)

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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lilysinthefall:

iminstitches442:

ustitlvdatsi:

couch-chan:

sorry, feeling kind of mad today

lost my shit at this one omg

iM SHOWING THIS TO ME FRANDS

I just relived high school

(Source: chloroophyll)

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littlelotte88:

feenybobeany:

sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think

who the fuck are you

when did i follow you

you’re not posting things relative to my interests

but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did

it might have been important

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.

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jaclcfrost:

ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

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  • Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
  • Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
  • Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
  • Me: getting crazy up in here

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kodmaeda:

rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

(Source: koddex)

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Add in your own language

  • English: I love you
  • German: Ich liebe dich.
  • Portuguese: Eu amo-te
  • Brazilian: Eu te amo
  • Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
  • Harry Potter: Always
  • Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
  • Dean: Don't ever change.
  • Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
  • Hungarian: Szeretlek
  • Persian: Doostet daram
  • Czech: Miluju tě
  • Turkish: Seni seviyorum
  • Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
  • Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
  • Italian: Ti amo~
  • Spanish: Te amo.
  • Loki: You have heart.
  • Augustus Waters: Okay?
  • Hazel Grace Lancaster: Okay.
  • Adele: Never mind, I'll find someone like you
  • Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
  • Peeta: I don't want to forget
  • Katniss: Real
  • Sherlock: You're an idiot.
  • John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
  • Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
  • The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
  • Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
  • Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
  • Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
  • Daleks: EXTERMINATE!
  • Star Wars: I know
  • Law & Order Special Victims Unit: I'd Give You a Kidney
  • Caroline Forbes: I'm afraid of you
  • Klaus Mikaelson: He's your first love. I intend to be your last.
  • Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
  • Sam Winchester: Jerk
  • Dean Winchester: Bitch
  • Cas: We share a profound bond
  • Captain Hook: You are my bean.
  • Emma Swan: Go eat your jello.
  • Bug: Eep-opp-ork-ah-ah
  • Tony Stark: Give yourself 12% of the credit
  • Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
  • Loki: Sentiment
  • Hulk: HULK SMASH DAT ASS
  • Odin: HUARGH
  • Coulson: I watched you while you slept
  • Sherlock: Sherlock is actually a girl's name.
  • Link: Hyah
  • Dan Howell: No homo.
  • Welsh: Rwyf wrth fy modd i chi
  • Voldemort: Is okay...good?
  • Quirrell: Okay is wonderful!
  • Me: Ehh
  • Smoshers: Not in A gay way

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basket-of-arrows:

After watching Markiplier’s 3 million subscriber video, I felt like making this quick little graphic. 

basket-of-arrows:

After watching Markiplier’s 3 million subscriber video, I felt like making this quick little graphic. 

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goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

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kimikokat:

This is how I feel about school

kimikokat:

This is how I feel about school

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kimikokat:

can we just take a moment to remeber this?

kimikokat:

can we just take a moment to remeber this?

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